|Friday, June 30th, 2006|
so i'm sitting here in my office, so so hungover and kind of wanting to die. and i'm sorting through this pile of documents which are correspondence between the lawyer i work for and this australian lawyer. so i'm reading through them and mumbling in an australian accent and like, pretending to be jaunty as i imagine australian lawyers are and i'm not even realizing i'm doing this until this lady walks by and looks at me like i'm crazy
|Thursday, March 23rd, 2006|
so i just missed a midterm because i had unbearable cramps all morning and couldn't move. and i didn't study at all. oh well, i can smooth that one out.
leaving for tunisia tomorrow, then barcelona. not quite excited yet, that could be a problem. also, i had disturbing dreams last night. very disturbing.
will someone please tell me why the strangest boys on the planet always seem to find me?
|Monday, March 6th, 2006|
so, we're going to hope the the bedbugs are gone for good this time and that they don't come back to munch on my flesh any longer. other than that italy is good, all out of control behavior set aside. oh, and i've decided to turn over a new leaf and become the acceptable human being that i know i am deep down inside. meanwhile i'm starving but i've vowed to stay away from carbs for the week which basically means i can't eat all week in this bread laden country. its probably better this way. also, i'm obsessed with lost, i'm almost done watching the first season and then i'm going to move on to this season and watch it on my roommate's ipod. its going to be amazing. i just know it. and i'm planning spring break today, i think its going to be great. actually, i know it is.
|Thursday, February 2nd, 2006|
florence is amazing, definitely my new favorite city, everything you walk past is a work of art and i'm having so much fun. meanwhile i'm still hung over and so hungry i feel like i'm going to fall over. i got a great pair of gray slouchy cowboy boots.
|Monday, January 23rd, 2006|
so i just saw this commercial, maybe you've seen it. it shows this like, deflated girl who's stuck to a couch and can't speak and she can't move except for every now and then she kind of twitches. she's like made of goo and she can't communicate. and why is she like this? um apparently because she tried marijuana.
are you kidding me with this?
|Monday, December 12th, 2005|
getting a cold during finals week is really just fabulous, i think. but 4 days from now my life will be much easier and i will make the journey home. but i won't be here for many months. many many months. very very mixed feelings about that. yeah, i'll probably cry, just a little bit. i just don't know if lindsay can survive without me. but home will be fun. for a while at least. or like, 2 days. meanwhile, it smells delicious in my office right now. kind of like sandwiches and kind of like chinese food. you wouldn't think the combination would be that good but it really is, it really really is. man, now i want a chinese food sandwich. but i have to set those feelings aside and study.
|Monday, December 5th, 2005|
|oh there's noooo place like hooome for the ho-li-days
omg you guys. its raining and i have a stomachache. could this day get any worse? the answer is yes. and thats why i should shut my mouth about it and move on. ugh this last week and a half is going to be so stressful and not a fun way to end my time here when i won't be back for months and months. its really a shame so i'm going to try to not stress myself out too much and instead keep up a good morale. i'm getting sad to leave here but i'm also SO excited to come home and see all my long lost lovers and i'm just SO SO excited for next semester. i had lunch with arielle yesterday and we're making all sorts of plans, it'll be great. in the meantime, however, my life is bo-ring and its not really a problem at all except for when people call and they say, "so whats going on with you?" i have nothing good to say. maybe i'll make up some stories. no no wait, i have a better idea. i'll make up some stories but other stories i tell will be real and you won't know which are real and which aren't until you check this website that tells you. just like on the snapple tops.
|Monday, November 14th, 2005|
trent on the season finale of laguna beach tonight:
"I can't wait for tonight's episode ... will Jessica finally fess up to being a skank? Will Cedric finally profess his undying love for Jason? Will Taylor finally get a personality? I can't wait to find out!!! "
god i love him.
|Monday, November 7th, 2005|
eeew i hate that feeling when i drink coffee on an empty stomach and then feel kind of crazy after. i have that feeling right now. so i would like to say, i'm really happy for trent that he's really moving up in the world and doing cool things like being on vh1 but i feel like as he meets more famous people its going to affect his blogging. i mean, now that hilary and joel are like, really into him he can never bash them for wearing fugly things or looking stupid. and thats not fair to his audience. ok thats all i have to say about that. ok so here's the thing i've been wondering for a while. like a few years and i've been thinking a lot about it lately i don't know why. its kind of gross. but here it is. when guys have to pee and poop at the same time do they stand up to pee and then sit down and poop or do they just sit down and just like, figure it out? hahah i always wondered that.
|Monday, October 24th, 2005|
man, i can't wait to go home. its just time for a break from the madness of day to day life. thats what i feel like, my life is just one day of madness after the next. the load never lightens, there's always more going on. and its not like thats a bad thing, but i need a breather every so often. and it makes it that much more insane that i'm avoidong people literally left and right. LEFT AND RIGHT. on campus, in bars, in restaurants, on the phone.... it never ends! i've literally had to take off running. its so immature, but i truly do not want to talk to these people. or at least i want them to stop freaking bothering me. i turned down dinner with other history class guy last night just so i could get some peace and quiet for once. but i did have a lovely fall day yesterday and carved pumpkins and i even ate a donut. and then today i just woke up from a great nap in the library. so i guess its really the little things in life...the plan is to watch the whole first season of lost with my mom this weekend. but i'm not so into this cold weather thing they've got going on up there. and no rain. eh, whatever i have things i need to take care of now.
|Thursday, October 13th, 2005|
ok i think everyone agrees that this kid is one strange character. as meredith said yesterday, "i don't know what game he's playing but i don't know the rules." neither do i, neither do i. so great, he tells me he thinks i'm selfish and that i don't seem like i like him so he's moving on to some not cute red haired fat girl. skip to the next day, he calls me about 5 times, we study together for like 4 hours, have a perfectly good, normal time just like things were and then we depart and he goes to the fat girl that he's known for a week and doesn't even really like that much. um, ok I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. Current Mood: perplexed
|Monday, October 10th, 2005|
oh. my. god. i cannot believe this is my life right now. this kid is by far the shadiest human being on the planet earth. fo' real.
|Monday, September 26th, 2005|
|food for thought
andrew told me that in some cultures they eat chicken eggs that have almost come to full term. like they eat the bones and some feathers and everything. i didn't know that before. and i think its really gross.
|Sunday, September 25th, 2005|
its so nice to have a weekend that isn't consumed with football and drinking. and its so nice to sometimes wake up all alone refreshed in a newly cleaned room ready to start a nice productive sunday of running errands and cleaning and studying. i did dirty haphazard stephanie for thursday and friday but eventually clean and orderly stephanie won over. and now i'm organized and happy and behind my life. and its stupid to get myself upset about menial things, the less drama in my life the better. though sex would be nice, i have to get my homework done first. but overall, this weekend has been a success.
|Monday, September 19th, 2005|
whoa wait a minute. am i actually progressing with this situation in a normal way? is it really this easy?
|Thursday, September 15th, 2005|
|the ides of march are in exactly 6 months
so last night i went to andrew's and had a perfectly lovely time. like, it was great. and i left and was so excited and happy and then i wake up this morning and i'm like, ummm i don't know about that. what the hell is wrong with me? why can't i just like someone and let them like me and be happy and move on with my life? its rigoddamndiculous. i have to chalk it up to my severe immaturity. because i keep reminding myself that there really is nothing wrong with this person, there's no reason to just not accept him as a human being, but there are little things that i just simply cannot get past yet. however, in my own defense i think i am getting better because i haven't completely written him off this morning like i did last week but i have class with him later today and i'm afraid i'm going to not like him anymore. and i invited him to my roommate's benefit thing tonight but i feel like i want to uninvite him. i really do. i'm just not ready for him to meet my friends yet. but why? why am i doing this? just go with the flow. but that is just SO against my nature.
|Sunday, September 11th, 2005|
for the past few weeks jealousy has been seeping out of my body at an almost constant rate. i keep getting email after email from all my girlies abroad and i simply cannot wait to be int heir position. and they tell me about what an amazing time they're having and all of their plans to see each other in the most amazing places and i am just so out of my mind jealous. but also really really excited because my time will soon come. but for now i feel like my life isn't interesting enough to email back about, i just want to hear about what they're doing everyday. but i will bide my time in this insane country until i can temporarily dip away to a far off land. ew being in the south makes feel so american. and this whole katrina thing has really got me all out of sorts its just such a horrendous mess. and real time with bill maher is really taking over my life because i'm invigorated by all of the bush-bashing. though george carlin is a little bit insane.
|Thursday, September 8th, 2005|
the last 18 hours of my life have been bad. and its such a shame. first, i realized that this boy i've been talking to just isn't that cool. like, i tried to be into him, i even was for about 4 days and then we hung out yesterday and i was sitting there being like, omg i just realized that you're not that cool and so i'm going to make an excuse to leave. i think i got the point across pretty clear but he's in my class today so i guess we'll have to see how it goes. i may keep him around for a little while though because i've been chastized for not putting in enough effort and writing people off too easily. also, maybe i'll get some. but probably not, he's kind of like that. so basically all my future efforts will be out of spite to those who criticize me. doesn't that make so much sense? also, i decided i can't stand heather and merrill, i literally want to chop their heads off and parade them around as trophies. i had a minor freak out in front of the foreign language building about a half hour ago. i'm considering talking to them about my hatred but i feel like my efforts would probably be futile. the one thing i have going for me is my internal alarm clock which woke me up at 6:33 when i had to get up at 6:40 and had forgotten to set my real alarm clock. i was proud.
|Tuesday, September 6th, 2005|
|Tuesday, August 30th, 2005|
oh katrina, why do your winds ablow? actually here they aren't ablowing but the rain has put a damper on my day (haha! get the pun?). so i'm doing the work thing for the next few hours and then i have to go to class but then i have a lovely date with my lauren who has become my new roomie since her school floated away. a leetle bit of shopping then the gym and then out to a fabulous dinner, what a great day ahead of me. oooh and to top it off i get to see my history class luvaa today. hopefully we'll hang out sometime this week so i can get one step closer to getting in his pants. haha, this "progressing in a normal and acceptable way" thing is really taking a toll on my hormones. but i mean, come on, of course i can hold out. for a while at least. and with lauren here i can't really do anything anyway so i guess its all working out. and if all goes according to plan, then we're going to have an abfab cocktail party for nancy's berfday with cosmos and finger food and cake and a bunch of dressed up girls and it'll be so much fun and i really want to do it tomorrow. so i'll talk to the gals about that. alright, i have celebrity gossip that's calling my name.